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Take My Life, Please!
WriterDavid Rambo,
Dustin Lee Abraham
DirectorMartha Coolidge
Original AirdateApril 29, 2010
Previous Episode: World's End
Next Episode: Lost & Found

Take My Life, Please! is the twentieth episode in season ten of CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.


The CSIs are baffled by the strange death of one half of a legendary comedian duo the night of their one-night only reunion. Meanwhile, Catherine investigates a dead pro-life extremist bomber with over 100 bullet holes of different calibers through his body.


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Main Cast

Guest Cast

  • Jorja Fox as Sara Sidle
  • Gerald McCullouch as Bobby Dawson
  • Larry Sullivan as Officer Akers
  • Tim Conway as Knuckles Pratt
  • Jennifer Tilly as Terpsie Pratt
  • John Barbour as Bernie Nash
  • Marcus Coloma as Bingo Mathers
  • Kayla Ewell as Bettina Clark
  • Shaun Sipos as Daniel Peidre
  • Eric Ladin as Delf Rod
  • Hedy Burress as Julianne Torse
  • Jeremy Cohenour as Young Knuckles Pratt
  • John K. Farless as Young Bernie Nash
  • Jason Gray as Kurtis Torse (uncredited)


Greg Sanders: Well, having dabbled in the art of discrete hair coloration myself in my younger, more experimental days, I know a thing or two about the calibration of highlights and low-lights required to obtain certain effects.


  • On the printout that Hodges hands Langston, it shows the chemical formula for magnesium carbonate as being CMgO3 when in fact it actually is MgCO3. The carbonate ion (CO3) would never be broken by magnesium.


  • The title is based on Henry Youngman's signature joke, "Take my wife, Please!"
  • Bobby Dawson (Gerald McCullouch) appears for the last time in this episode. It was later mentioned that he has been transferred to day shift.

See Also

CSI:Las Vegas Season 10
Family AffairGhost TownWorking StiffsCoup de GraceBloodsportDeath & The MaidenThe Lost GirlsLover's LanesAppendicitementBetter Off DeadSin City BlueLong BallInternal CombustionUnshockableNeverlandThe Panty SnifferIrradiatorField MiceWorld's EndTake My Life, Please!Lost & FoundDoctor WhoMeat Jekyll